Spectre (I) (2015)
Ben Whishaw: Q
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Quotes
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James Bond : [Q hands Bond a watch] What does it do?
Q : It tells the time. Might help with your punctuality issues.
James Bond : M's idea?
Q : Precisely. Oh, one word of warning, the alarm is rather loud... if you know what I mean.
James Bond : I think I do.
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[Bond notices the shell of the DB5]
Q : Oh, yes. That old thing is taking quite a bit of time. Mind you, there wasn't much left to work, only a steering wheel. I believe I said, "Bring it back in one piece," not, "Bring back one piece."
[Q laughs at his own joke]
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James Bond : Could you do one more thing for me?
Q : And that would be?
James Bond : Make me disappear.
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Q : May I remind you that I answer directly to M. I also have a mortgage and two cats to feed.
James Bond : Well, then I suggest you trust me, for the sake of the cats.
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Q : Well it's lovely to see you, 007. Lovely. Um, now I meant to tell you, the Smart Blood program is obviously still in its developmental phase. So we may experience the odd drop in coverage during the first 24 hours...
[Bond glares at him]
Q : 48 hours after administration, but after that it should work perfectly.
[Bond smiles]
James Bond : I'll send you a postcard.
Q : Please don't.
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Q : [notices the drink Bond left because he took the car] Ooohh... Shit!
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James Bond : If you've come for the car, I parked it at the bottom of the Tiber.
Q : Well, not to worry, 007. It was only a £3,000,000 prototype.