- [Kristina is preparing dinner with Max, who has recently begun puberty, when Zeek and Camille arrive]
- Zeek Braverman: Hey, Max-o. How's it going, kid?
- Max Braverman: Hi, Grandpa. I have pubic hair.
- Camille Braverman: Oh, congratulations!
- Zeek Braverman: There you go.
- Camille Braverman: That's so great.
- Zeek Braverman: All right.
- Kristina Braverman: Max, we're not really supposed to talk about that at dinner. It's not appropriate.
- Max Braverman: Well, it's not dinner yet.
- Kristina Braverman: Okay. We're gonna talk about that later, okay?
- Max Braverman: It's not dinner. The Internet said that girls begin puberty at their first menses.
- Camille Braverman: That's right!
- Zeek Braverman: Ooh.
- Max Braverman: But I don't know what that is. It also said that boys start at their first ejaculation.
- Camille Braverman: [laughing] Correct!
- Zeek Braverman: Hey.
- Kristina Braverman: Okay, buddy...
- Max Braverman: I haven't ejaculated yet.
- Camille Braverman: Well...
- Zeek Braverman: Give it time.
- Camille Braverman: Yeah, it won't be long.
- [Camille and Zeek laugh]
- Max Braverman: It says that, uh - the Internet says that when I do, I will begin to see girls in a new and exciting way.
- Camille Braverman: Boy, that's probably true.
- Zeek Braverman: Oh, well, that's - a whole new world is gonna open up for you, Max, believe you me, you start ejaculating.
- Kristina Braverman: Oh my god. Okay.
- Max Braverman: Do you ejaculate, Grandpa?
- Kristina Braverman: No, Max! No, please...
- Camille Braverman: Whenever he possibly can.
- Zeek Braverman: Do I ejaculate? Oh man, do I ever. I tell you.
- Kristina Braverman: Who likes pasta? This is not appropriate.