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Soul (2020)
Tina Fey: 22
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Quotes
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22 : [to Joe] Don't worry, they're fine. You can't crush a soul here. That's what life on Earth is for.
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Dez : Not everyone can be Charles Drew inventing blood transfusions.
22 : [in Joe's body] Or me, playing piano with Dorothea Williams. I know.
Paul : You are not all that. Anyone could play in a band if they wanted to.
Joe : [in cat's body] Don't pay Paul any mind. People like him just bring other people down so they can make themselves feel better.
22 : [in Joe's body] Oh, I get it. He's just criticizing me to cover up the pain of his own failed dreams.
[everyone in the barber shop laughs]
Paul : You cut deep, Joe.
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22 : [in Joe's body] Like my mentor George Orwell used to say, State sponsored education is like the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.
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22 : I'm gonna make you wish you never died.
Counselor Jerry : Most people wish that, 22.
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Joe : By the way, why do you sound like a middle-aged white lady?
22 : I don't. This is all an illusion.
Joe : Huh?
22 : This whole place is a hypothetical.
[in male voice]
22 : I could sound like this if I wanted to.
[in kid's voice]
22 : Or sound like this instead.
[in normal voice]
22 : I could even sound like you.
[She takes Joe's form and imitates his voice]
22 : Life is so unfair. I don't wanna die. Somebody call the wah-mbulance. Wahhhh!
[in normal voice]
22 : I just use this voice because it annoys people.
Joe : It's very effective.
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22 : Okay, look, I already know everything about Earth, and I don't want anything to do with it.
Joe : You're missing out on the joys of life. Like, uh, pizza!
[he sniffs the slice of pizza in his hand]
Joe : I can't smell!
[he pops the slice of pizza in his mouth]
Joe : We can't...
[the slice of pizza just pops out of him]
Joe : We can't taste either?
22 : All that stuff is in your body.
Joe : No smell! No taste!
22 : Or touch.
[she slaps him across the face]
22 : See?
[she continues to slap his face]
Joe : Okay. I get it!
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22 : And another thing... They say you're born to do something, but how do you figure out what that thing is? And what if you pick up the wrong thing. Or somebody else's thing, you know? Then you're stuck!
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Connie : Here, I quit! I think jazz is pointless!
22 : Oh yeah, jazz is definitely pointless.
Joe : Hey!
Connie : In fact, all of school is a waste of time.
22 : Of course. Like my mentor George Orwell used to say: state sponsored education is like the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.
Connie : [Connie's eyes go wide] Yeah!
22 : The ruling class's core curriculum stifles dissent. It's the oldest trick in the book.
Joe : What are you talking about? She doesn't care about any of that--!
Connie : I've been saying that since the third grade!
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Joe : [in the Hall of Everything] Croissants, cakes. Baking could be your spark.
22 : Yeah! But I don't get it.
Joe : Just smell it.
22 : Can't, and neither can you.
Joe : [he sniffs the slice of pizza in his hand] What? You're right. I can't smell.
[he pops the slice of pizza in his mouth]
Joe : We can't...
[the slice of pizza just pops out of him]
Joe : We cant taste either?
22 : All that stuff is in your body.
Joe : No smell! No taste!
22 : Or touch.
[she slaps him across the face]
22 : See?
Joe : [22 continues to slap his face] Okay. I get it!
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Joe : [after Terry took him and 22 back to the Great Before] I was going to play with Dorothea Williams!
22 : And I was about to find my spark!
Joe : Find your spark? My life was finally going to change!
22 : You promised, but you wouldn't even give me five minutes!
Joe : I lost everything because of you!
Terry : [interrupting] Joe!
[Joe stops arguing with 22 and looks at Terry]
Terry : You cheated.
[Joe goes silent]
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22 : The truth is I've always worried that maybe there's something wrong with me, you know? That I'm not good enough for living. But then you showed me about purpose, and passion and...
[Excited, 22 looks out hopefully at the world]
22 : Maybe sky watching can be my Spark. Or walking! I'm really good at walking!
Joe : Those really aren't purposes, 22. That's just regular ol' living.
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Dez : Sometimes change is good. You have been rocking that same style for a while.
22 : Well Dez, for hundreds of years, I've had no style at all.
Paul : You can say that again!
22 : But then my life changed.
Dez : Oh yeah? What happened?
22 : I was existing as a theoretical construct in a hypothetical waystation between life and death.
Female Barber : I heard that.
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22 : And by the time I got to mentor number 266, I was seriously asking what is all the fuss about. Like is all this living really worth dying for? You know what I mean?