Cartoon Caption Contest
Submit Your Caption
Your caption for Contest #912 will be rated by readers, like you, in the next round.
Cartoon by Lonnie Millsap
Rate Submissions
Your responses will help us select three finalists for Contest #911.
Cartoon by Avi Steinberg
Time to visit the ophthalmologist!
All captions submitted by readers of The New Yorker.
Vote on Finalists
Your choice will help determine the winning caption for Contest #910.
Cartoon by Sofia Warren
The Winner
Contest #908
Cartoon by Frank Cotham
“Next time a ship passes, let me do the waving.”
Bob Dawson, Victoria, B.C.
Second Place
“Big deal. I disappeared eight months ago, and, trust me, nobody cares.”
John Wees, Omaha, Neb.
Third Place
“Would you look at that, already noon.”
Matthew Baker, Oakland, Calif.
