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Funny Joke: I just don’t wanna go to school! School Quotes Funny In English, School Jokes In English, Very Funny Jokes In English Short, Best Memes Ever In English Funny, Jokes English Funny, Pomes Funny, Good Jokes To Tell Funny, Funny Jokes That Will Make Anyone Laugh, Funny Funny Jokes

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...

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The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

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Adrian Horn
Funny Joke: Two guys grow up together and are best of friends.   But after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California.   They agree to meet Humour, Senior Humor, Clean Funny Jokes, Short Jokes, Funny Long Jokes, Funny Jokes To Tell, After College, Long Jokes, Short Jokes Funny

But after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other. At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. “Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why Hooters?” “They...

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