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Ishq me tere ye anjaam paya hai, haat pair tute muh se khoon aaya hai, aur jab hospital

pahuche to nurso ne farmaya hai, BAHARO FOOL BARSAO KISI KA MAHBOOB AAYA HAI........... Tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rab se shikayat hogi, tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rabse shikayat hogi, Ek to jhela nahi jata dusara aa gaya ye kam baat hogi. Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi, Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi. Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye, Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye, Woh to humhe naa mili.................. Magaar hum kutton ke Sardaar ho gaaye!!! Funny Shayari Jaayiye aap kahan jaayenge Hum khud aapko chhod aayenge Mere Dost Mere Chale Jaane Key Baad Aansu Na Bahana... Agar Meri Yaad Aaye to Sidhe Upar Chaley Aana ... Draupadi ka vastraharan Dushasan k o pada bhari Saari mein saari Parag saari! socha ttha har modh par tumhara saath denge, socha ttha har modh par tumhara saath denge, par kya kare kambakhat sadak hi sidhi nikli Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re Arrey chakkar aa gaya Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai Aur bhaada bhi nahin dete hai Na mitti ki kami thi na kam lagayi gayi Na mitti ki kami thi na kam lagayi gayi Jo bhi bach gayi thi, woh upar lagayi gayi khud ko kar buland itna ki zamaana ho deewana khud ko kar buland itna ki zamaana ho deewana neend se utha to paaya kutton ka dawaakhaana Maine tujhe pyar kiya abla samajh kar Tere baap ne mujhe baja dala Tabla samajh kar Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi, Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi. Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi Funny Shayari Tumne mere dil se khela Tumne mere tan se khela Tumne mere man se khela

dil diya tha use pyar ki nishani samaz kar, woh kambakhat kha gayi biriyani samaz kar, khoon-e-jigar bhi nahi chhoda jalim ne, use bhi pi gayi nimbu pani samaz kar....... Har laal rang RED nahin hota, Her murda DEAD nahin hota, Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai, Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota chaand par kaali ghata chhati to hogi, sitaro me chamak aati to hogi, tum laakh chupao duniya se, par tumhe akele me apni shakal par hasi aati to hogi....... main uske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf kaa gola....... main uske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola..... aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda matlab coca-cola dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna : jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna : agar wo ghusse m ein aa jaaey to darna mat raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna Roses r red but violets r blue...monkey like u should be kept in the zoo...dont get angry ull find me there too...not with u but laughing at u...

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