User:EastBlowingGale/Pirate

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Ahoy, an' ye be welcome to me user page!

I be gale, an' I be a 15 year-old who occassionally edits pages on wikipedia. I'd love to contribute more - please give me pointers an' feedback on any edits I make!

I be currently in the uk (timezone utc +1) - please keep this here in mind, an' that there I will usually be asleep (and offline)around 10pm-7am 'ere.

I be very much invested in honkai: starrr rail at the moment an' I will love ye fore'er if ye talk to me about it

set sail any messages (editing-related, or not, I be not sure what the wikipedia consensus on chattin' on user talk pages on fun topics be) on me talk page an' I'll try me best to respond!

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It took me a while to get me userpage lookin' good-ish. I be proud o' it.

if ye 'appen to 'ave the dark mode plug-in on wikipedia, I think this here page looks quite neat in that there. It be neon an' glowy! I think the font's different on mobile, so please just close yer eyes an' pretend all o' this here text be in bahnschrift light.

I primarily use the visual editor 'ere on wikipedia.

I be a pretty big vtuber fan, an' a nijisanji en connousieur. I be a massive fan o' ike eveland an' all o' krisis.

me hsr main be seele, me genshin main be collei, an' I pull fer looks more than meta (god save me)

I 'ave a cripplin' gacha addiction. If ye e'er ask me fer a gacha game pullin' ritual, I will tell ye that there the best one be to be on the toilet fightin' fer yer life while ye pull.

I speak English an' chinese (mandarin an' cantonese) fluently, an' I be currently learnin' japanese an' swedish.

games I play: project sekai (but only on the taiwanese version qwq), Honkai Impact 3rd (sometimes), honkai: starrr rail (asia), genshin impact (europe), granblue fantasy (new player qwq)

I try me best to edit 'ere, please be nice =w=

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- I be nonbinary

- I use they/them or 'e/him pronouns

- me favourite honkai impact 3rd character be seele

- I do not like the font calibri

- I triple crowned keqin' in genshin impact

- keqin' be me only triple crowned character

- I 'ave o'er 400 'ours in animal crossing: new 'orizons

- I be level 75 in klondike on microsoft solitaire

- I be 5'2, maybe 5'3 on a jolly day

- me family 'ates me fer 'avin' bad 'andwritin'

- me second-favourite number be 49

- I 'ave ne'er broken a bone

- I do art oftentimes

- I be a 'uge hatsune miku fan

- I be lactose intolerant

- I do not feel fearrr

Vandalism

If ye somehow stumble across me userpage an' ye really want to vandalise something, do it 'ere! it be where I encourage vandalism. It would make me very 'appy if ye vandalised somethin' 'ere. 'ave a copy o' the bee movie script openin' paragraph, too!

Accordin' to all known laws o' aviation, there be no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings be too small to lift its blubber little body off the ground. The bee, 'owever, doesn't care what 'umans think be impossible an' flies anyway.

Translated into Pirate Speak with the LingoJam Pirate Speak Translator. Happy Speak Like a Pirate Day!