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Ladka Bola
Ladka Bola
Birthday Shayari
“Pradosan apna murgi rakhna shambal, mera murga hua hai dewanaa””
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you,
someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever
forgets your birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I like only one day Its your birthday
Some people like sunday,
Some people like monday,
However i just like only one day,
Its your birthday…
Happy Birthday!
Dost tu hai mera sabse nyara
Tujhe mubarak ho tera janmdin yaara
Mere bhi na nazar lage tujhe
Kabhi udaas na ho tere yeh chehra jo bada hai pyara
vahhh….vahhh…..vahhhh…vahhh….
# Local variable
# Global variable
# Null pointers
Mera jeevan kora kagaz
kora hi reh gaya.
# Dangling pointers
# Goto
# The debugger
# From VC++ to VB
# Untrackable bug
Desi Masala
Desi Masala
Baap ne bete se poocha ‘bata teri kaksha ke teacher ka naam kya hai’,
Beta bola ‘naam hai shashi kala,kambaqat badi mast maal hai’.
Baap ghurraya bola ‘Gurugano ke baare mein yoon nahin bolte’
Jawaab mila ‘aap bhi to apni computer teacher ko nahin chodte.
Medical Shayari
medical shayari
when u breath u respire, wah wah!!!
when u breath u respire, wah wah!!
when u dont breath ,u expire!
My SMS Collection
Tags: Ghazal, Hindi Shayari, Love Shayari, Romantic Shayari, Shayari, shayri, Shero
shayari, Urdu Shayri
arz hai
uski ek aankh itni khubsoorat thi…
uski ek aankh itni khubsoorat thi…
ki uski doosri aankh bhi usi ko dekh rahi thi
Tumhari yaad
Tumhari yaad
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
kisi ki yaad me kehta hai ye dil
Meri deewangi ko galat na samajhna,
maine chaha hai tumhe hadh se badhkar ,
meri zindagi se kabhi dur na jana,
maine paya hai tumhe kismat ki lakeeron se ladhkar!
Anjane me
Ho sakta hai hamne anjane me tumhe rula diya
tumne duniya k kehne pe hame bhula diya
hum to vaise bhi akele the…
kya hua agar tumne ehsaas dila diya!
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Raksha Bandhan SMS
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Raksha Bandhan Jokes
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Yeh to Raksha Bandhan Hai
Raksha Bandhan, or Rakhi, is around the corner (this year - August 28th) - and our HFM
has celebrated the festival in its own style coming out with lovely emotional numbers.
The genre is probably long extinct now in our current movies…yet, the fragrance of the
good old songs continue to enthrall us - and are kept alive by all radio stations that day.
Here’s listing a few songs that I know of , and quite like too - since the festival is about
bro-sis, have extended the list to songs covering the relationship:
- Phoolon ka taaron ka sabka kahna hai - Lata Mangeshkar, RDB / Kishore Kumar -
RDB- HRHK
- Mujhe maaf karna Om Sai Ram, naam behna ka loonga … - Mohd. Aziz, Asha (?) - Anu
Mallik (?) - Insaniyat Ke Dushman
- Mere bhaiya mere chanda mere anmol rattan - Asha Bhonsle - Ravi - Kajal
- Hum behno ke liye saal mein ek din - Lata Mangeshkar - LP - Anjana (?)
- Jhoola baahon ka aaj bhi dena mujhe - Sadhna Sargam - ARR - Doli Saja Ke Rakhna
Heart touching collection of affectionate Rakhi Poems for Brothers and Sisters! These
Rakhi Poetry will make you feel the essence of Rakhi Festival for brothers and sisters in
India. Send these Rakhi Poem to your brother or sister on Raksha Bandhan to make them
feel special and loved.
Here’s To My Brother
Here’s to my brother
Remember every day
No matter what I’ve said
Here’s what I’d like to say
I will always love you
Be with you till the end
When no one else is around
I will be your friend
I love my brother
and I always will
I’m proud to be your brother
that’s how I feel
And someday when we’re far away
And the miles keep us apart
I’m gonna whisper
I love my brother
And you’ll know it in your heart
Sapne Jo Kal Tak Maine Dekhe, Aaj Wohi Sapna Tu Bhi Bunle,
Maine Tujhe Jaise Chuna Hain.. Aa Aaj Tu Bhi Mujhe Chunle..
Tags: Ghazal, Hindi Shayari, Love Shayari, Romantic Shayari, Shayari, shayri, Shero
shayari, Urdu Shayri
arz hai
uski ek aankh itni khubsoorat thi…
uski ek aankh itni khubsoorat thi…
ki uski doosri aankh bhi usi ko dekh rahi thi
Tumhari yaad
Tumhari yaad
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
Anjane me
Ho sakta hai hamne anjane me tumhe rula diya
tumne duniya k kehne pe hame bhula diya
hum to vaise bhi akele the…
kya hua agar tumne ehsaas dila diya!
Shayari Dost Ke Naam
Bhola as you know, is a not too smart kind of guy. Everyday when he walked home from
work, he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would beat him up and steal his
money.
Finally, Bhola decided that it would serve his best interest to walk a different route and
then take up some self-defense classes so this wouldn’t happen again.
He joined a karate class and soon was doing very well to defend himself. So, one day, on
the
way home from work Bhola took his old route home and sure enough there they were. He
walked up to them and the battle ensued.
The next afternoon Bhola went to his karate class with a black eye, a broken nose and a
busted lip. His instructor, shocked, asked him what happened.
“Well,” explained Bhola, “I took my old way home last night so I could beat these guys
up who were stealing my money, but they beat me up before I could get my shoes and
socks off!”
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived
there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and
put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a
Diet Coke which she placed on a counter by the machine.
Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine.
Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke Classic and out came a
Coke Classic and 50 cents change.
She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and
pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mello Yello. As she was reaching into her
purse again, the business man who had been waiting patiently for several minutes now
spoke up.
“Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet?” She looked at him and indignantly replied: “Well
Duhhh!, I’m still winning”
1. Har rishta mila virasat me,phir dosti kyu alag se banai hai..
kyuki baaki rishte banaye khuda ne,
aur dosti khud khuda ki parchai hai…
2. Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaari.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.
3. Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda,
Sham ko pi subah utar jayegi.
Arey do boond dosti ke pi le,
Zindagi saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.
4. Jiske pas kuch nahi us pe duniya hasti hai,
jiske pas sab kuch hai usse duniya jalti hai,
apke pas hamari dosti hai,
jise pane ke liye duniya tarasti hai..
5. Kuch kehte hai dosti hai PYAR;
Kuch kehte hai dosti hai ZINDAGI!!
Hum kehte hai dosti hai dosti,
jis-se badhkar na pyaar na zindagi.
6. Na zindagi mili na wafa mili,
na jaane kyun har khushi hamse khafa mili,
jhuti muskaan liye apne gum chupate rahe,
sachi dosti karne ki bhi kya khoob sajha mili.
Zindgaki ki Raahon Mein Aise Modh Bhi Aate Hain. Sawaan Ke Sath-Saath Yahan
Patzad bhi Aate Hain. Aansuwon Ke Saagar Mein Moti Bhi Milte Hain. Joh Unhe
Doondh Lete Hain Wahi Zindagi Jee Lete Hain…
Rukta bhi nahi, theek se chalta bhi nahi, Yeh dil hai uske jaane ke baad Sambhalta hi
nahi, is umar ke sehra say uski yaado ke baadal Talte bhi nahi aur Baraste bhi nahin…
Chaandni raato mein jab sara jaha sota hai, lekin kisi ki yaado mein koi badnaseeb rota
hai, khuda kisi ko mohabbat per fida na kare, aur agar kare toh kisi se juda na kare…
Na jaane kyon abhi ek aansu aankh se jhalka,Dil ko shayad tumhari yaad aayi,Chahaat
hai itni tum se milne ki,hasnte hue bhi aankh bhar aayi….
Laut jaati hai duniya gam hamara dekhkar.Jaise laut jaati hain leherein kinara dekhkar.Tu
kandha na dena mere janaze ko,kahi fir zinda na ho jao tera sahara dekhkar…