The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)
Gregory Hines: Roller Skater
Quotes
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Roller Skater : Could I have my skates back, please?
Kermit the Frog : Hey, hey just a second. How did you know about that "toupe"?
Miss Piggy : None of your beeswax!
Kermit the Frog : Hey, have you been spying on me?
Roller Skater : I'll unlace them, while you fight. It's no trouble.
Kermit the Frog : Piggy! Have you been spying on me?
Miss Piggy : Maybe spying on vous and that certain young girl of the opposite gender.
Roller Skater : You two-timing her?
Kermit the Frog : No, that's just Jenny. She's a friend. She's a friend, and she's been trying to help me sell the show.
Miss Piggy : Ha!
Roller Skater : [to Piggy] He's gotta sell the show.
[to Kermit]
Roller Skater : What show?
Miss Piggy : Well if she is just a friend then what about the... the huggies?
Kermit the Frog : What?
Roller Skater : [shocked] The huggies? You gave Jenny the huggies?
Miss Piggy : You know maybe, maybe Kermit, maybe it would have been better if we had never have met. Then, then you and Jenny would not be tormented by my presence.
[sobbing]
Kermit the Frog : Oh gee.
Roller Skater : See what the huggies'll getcha?
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Miss Piggy : I spied because I care!
Kermit the Frog : Well I care, too!
Miss Piggy : Well, *why* don't you say so?
Kermit the Frog : I JUST DID!
Miss Piggy : ALL RIGHT!
[They start screaming, then try to catch their breath]
Roller Skater : Keep the skates. Keep the skates. I don't use 'em, anyway; I just like to run around in shorts.
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Roller Skater : See what the huggies get you?