The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

Jerry Nelson: Camilla, Lew Zealand, Floyd, Bear, Chicken, Crazy Harry, Dog, Dr. Julius Strangepork, Granny, Penguin, Pops

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Quotes 

• Rizzo the Rat : Ok, what'll ya have?

  Floyd : The number for The Board Of Health!

• Rizzo the Rat : [Rizzo walks by with a plate of food]  Gangway! Coming through! Hey, watch it, will ya?

  Fozzie Bear : Hey, that waiter's a rat!

  Floyd : I'm glad we got no money, now I got no appetite.

• Gonzo : Maybe we could sell the show if you wrote in more special effects like exploding socks.

  Janice : Oh, Gonzo, like that's a really lame idea.

  Gonzo : Oh, yeah?

  Floyd : Hey man, stop yelling at her.

  Fozzie : He wasn't yelling.

  Gonzo : Yes, I was.

  Scooter : Oh, Gonzo, don't make trouble.

• Kermit the Frog : That's it. That's what's missing from the show. That's what we need. More frogs and dogs and bears and chickens and whatever. You're not gonna watch the show, you'll be in the show. Come on, everybody.

  Kermit the Frog , Miss Piggy , Fozzie Bear , Gonzo , Camilla , Scooter , Rowlf : [singing]  Look at us, Here we are, Right where we belong, The curtain's up, And the lights are bright, And they're playing our old song

  Kermit the Frog : What better place, Could anyone be?

• Rizzo the Rat : Okay, what'll you have?

  Floyd : The number for the Board of Health.

  Rizzo the Rat : [the group chuckles]  That does it! Another rat crack, right? Well, I got feelings too, you know. Do you think I'm doing this as a hobby? Huh? Do you? You wanna know what I make around here? Huh? Nothing. Nothing! I live on tips. I work hard. I try to get tips to feed my family, and my mother.

  [starts crying] 

  Rizzo the Rat : It just isn't fair.

  Fozzie Bear : We understand. We don't have any money either.

  Rizzo the Rat : [Immediately stops crying]  Sorry. Not my table.

  Fozzie Bear : [Rizzo walks away]  What a rat!