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    Humour: $5-trillion Budget mantra reimagined with Ranveer's rap number, MSD's 'retirement' question

    Synopsis

    A day after the Budget, here's how celebs may have reacted.

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    A look at how Ranveer Singh (l) and MS Dhoni would count to 5 trillion.
    PM Narendra Modi expects India to be a $5-trillion economy by 2025. How do you count such a high number? Some tips from celebrities.

    ARVIND KEJRIWAL
    “I will appoint a mohalla committee for the task and give them free mufflers. My guess is five trillion is the number of minutes since Sambit Patra last smiled.”

    VISWANATHAN ANAND
    “Nine hundred ninetynine billion nine hundred ninety-nine million nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred ninety-nine plus one is a trillion. Five times that. Easy.”

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    RANVEER SINGH
    “By rhyming. One, two, apna time aayega, million, billion, Mere jaisa shaana lala tujhe na mil payega…

    MS DHONI
    “Just count the number of times I have been asked about retirement.”

    STATUTORY WARNING: This fictional feature is not for the weak-kneed or the thin-skinned.



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